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THE HORRORS COMANDMENTS:

  1. Thin Leg Policy
  2. Wear black, striped, and paisley clothes
  3. Thou shall eat bananas and limes
  4. You should be extremely attractive
  5. Thou shall wear tight trousers and say “I like your trousers” really seductively
  6. British accents are a must
  7. Always be kind to stuffed M&M’s
  8. Basic dancing skills should be present
  9. Thou shalt not insult Faris’ mighty nose
  10. Josh controls everything, no questions asked. Court dismissed, bring in the bears.

(credit to i-like-your-trousers and dallonisagiraffe) 


Tags: true story follow this the horrors Faris Badwan rhys webb joe spurgeon tom furse joshua hayward
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